Jimmy Carter: Works in the US navy for decades, marries a girl and stays married to her for 72 fucking years.
But thrice-married serial philanderer Donald Trump who misquotes The Bible, bangs porn stars, sold out America to Russia, has the FBI after him, brags about assaulting women and has never served a day in the army in his life is a greater Christian and American than Jimmy Carter.
Um, sure, then.
